snake me up (snake me up inside) i can’t snake up

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fishkeeperproblems:

Friendly reminder to please!!! Submit things!!!!

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usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

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The Customer Is Not Always Right: Getting Owned By the Owner Part 2

Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 2
COFFEE SHOP | LEICESTER, ENGLAND, UK
(I’m standing in a fairly short queue when a businessman walks in, pushes straight to the front and starts dictating his order to the 20-something year old cashier.)
Cashier: “I’m afraid you’re going to have to go to the back of the queue, sir.”
Business man: “I have an important meeting shortly. You must serve me now!”
Cashier: “Yeah, the longer you stand there, the later you’re going to be. Back of the queue.”
Business man: “Do you have any idea who I am?”
Cashier: “Nope. Now shut up and go to the back of the queue.”
Business man: “How dare you talk to me like that?! Get me your manager now!”
(The cashier sighs heavily, walks into the back, comes out with an older woman in tow and nods her towards the businessman, then disappears back into the back.)
Manager: “What seems to be the problem, sir?”
Business man: “That boy was incredibly rude to me! I demand you fire him immediately!”
Manager: “I’m afraid I don’t have the authority to do that, but if you want I can get the owner for you.”
Business man: “Bah! Fine, but I expect to be compensated for having to go through all of this trouble!”
Manager: “I’m sure you can discuss that with him, sir.”
(She then walks into the back, then comes out again with the now grinning cashier.)
Cashier: “Yo.”
Business man: “What’s the meaning of this? I said I wanted to talk to the owner!”
Cashier: “Like I said, yo.”
(The businessman silently gapes for a few seconds, then walks out stammering threats about having his head and closing the shop down.)
Manager: “Why do you always have to involve me?”
Cashier: “I just love the look on their stupid little faces when they find out I own this joint.”
(The manager rolls her eyes and walks into back.)
Cashier: “I love this job. What can I get you?”

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Hey! Do you post CUTE SNAKES?

snoodlenoodles:

I’m looking to follow blogs that post:
- cute snakes
- cute noodles
- cute snoots
- cute wiggly boopers
Please reblog this if you do, and I’ll check out your blog! I need more content to reblog on here, this is my CUTE SNAKE BLOG! :) thanks!!!

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replace every vowel in your url with “ub”

reptiliaherps:

your-glorious-overlesbian:
boxqueen:
Bubxqubububn
Yububr Glubrubububs Lubsbububn
rubptublububhubrps

snubcklubsubndbubts
or at least I think that’s it?
- Kay

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phalaenopfish:

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.

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Phone has no room on it to take pictures (Ugh). If I’m feeling up for it tomorrow I’ll fix that. Also super stressed about my failing grades but have no motivation to fix them. My main goal is graduate so I wont be the family disappointment but the way I’m going its gonna take longer than usual.

-Somewhat Amber-

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# Amber Reblogged # Personal # Text # If depression could lay off for like a year and a half so I could catch up and graduate that would be great

me at the pet store

spazzeon:

stringmouse:
*sees a puppy*: “look at that baby!!”
*sees a cat*: “look at that baby!!”
*sees a guinea pig*: “look at that baby!!”
*sees a very large snake*: “look at that baby!!”
*sees an actual baby*: “Dear lord what has satan spawned”

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Pupdate ; We are getting Ciara’s sister and father.! We’re picking them up tomorrow sometime. A lot of my time is going to be put into working and training with them, and helping Stanley settle. He’s in some pain and I know they know something is wrong so I’ve got to do my best to keep them comfortable.

- Kay

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