fattyfatpythonsforever:

hissykisses:

chai tea- the explorer extrodenatar who is happy to meet everyone

piccard- grumpy gus who wants nothing to do with anyone exept for me when i feed her once a week and clean out her bin

asterisk- mommas lil boy who wants to cuddle and get light pets

nova- the queen who knows shes queen and loves to get the pet

8 bit- ???????????????? <— that is her “what are this”

harley- the lovely loner who is just alittle bit strange and doesnt know how to handle being handled 

whiskey- Nervous,shy little noodle who has yet to come out of his shell

i never understood people who said snakes are lame and boring

everyone’s reptiles have different personalities and attitudes 

what is your babe like?

Mars: the buff, black, unpredictable harbinger of death. and death as in make-your-hand-purple death grips and uncalled for bites. but can still totally chill and fall asleep on your leg

Hex: the poop bucket that always has some place to be and will stop at nothing to get there as quickly as possible. sweet as cherry pie, but will never. stop. moving.

Grigori: basically a pet rock. a grumpy jerk with a cute face.

Krull: greatest explorer of the land of bed and lap. he’s curious about everything and will get all up in your business, but will take his time doing it. no zooming from this one. 

Mercury: the beautiful but apparently intimidating?? (my bf says so) huff and puff queen. she also has important business that needs to be attended to quickly. she zooms around, trying to bury her face in anything and will attempt to wiggle out of any grasp. If an adequate blanket fold is discovered, she’ll angrily fall asleep. 

Karloff: the almighty sausage. suspicious of everything. He loves laps but will give me stanky eyes and side ways glances the whole time he’s there. will tolerate his fat being pinched. 

Sam: Prefers to be in her hide but will imitate a bracelet if needed. 

Spot: Tries to be intimidating but I know whats up. Very photogenic.

-Amber-