Life of a reptile keeper →

slither-and-scales:

thelastreptilian:

“Fuck, where’s my calcium powder?”

“No…no don’t shit there! Don’t—! Damn it.”

“Seriously? I JUST cleaned that!”

“Don’t you head bob at me!”

“Fuuuuck your nails need cut.”

“You’re so freaking cute. I love you so much.”

To add:

“Don’t you look at me like that. Put that stink…

Also:

"No not in the water bowl!”

“My hand it not food please let go”

“Yes I put these jeans on just so you would have nice fabric to poop on.”

-Amber-

Source: skyeyvonnewrites
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    “Quit gaping at me, I’m not even touching you! See?”“Don’t you cute at me. Stop that. Stop that right now.”“Please get...
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